Well, I was gonna skip "Not Me Monday" this week UNTIL I got an email from Lena who felt her life could not go on if she missed out on reading it! So, Lena, this week is dedicated to YOU:)
We definately did NOT lose our hermit crab about 2 weeks ago, only to discover him alive and well last nite on our bathroom floor.
I certainly do NOT think that my husband has taken over for me this month by taking on his very own serious case of PMS.
There is NO WAY that I heard Peanut say to my husband "Mommy says you're not getting any romance tonight". Woops:)
I absolutely am NOT feeling like I've seen enough naked people to last me more than two lifetimes.
I certainly did NOT go through the McDonalds drive thru after work last nite to order three boxes of apple juice for Peanut rather than stopping at the grocery store for juice. I would never be that lazy!
And last, but not least, I definately did NOT eat the last of my husband's gummy worms and then blame it on Peanut. Shame on me if I would do that.
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Oh my goodness ... I can't imagine having a hermit crab loose in my house for 2 weeks! With my luck, I would have crawled in bed one night and suddenly felt it attach to my toe! I also had to laugh that you bought Peanut apple juice through the McD's drive-thru! That is a riot!
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