This past Saturday, I definately DID NOT break out in a weird red, itchy rash at work after eating a peanut butter glazed donut. I mean, it would have been so embarassing to have small red dots covering my face and arms for the last eight hours of my shift......if that would ever have happened, that is:)
I certainly DID NOT go through the car wash on a 20 degree day, only to find that a nice glaze of ice was covering my car afterwards. I mean, even I know that water turns to ice at 32 degrees!
I surely am NOT thinking about adopting again before we even have our Maia home because goodness knows I've been completely calm, cool and collected during this 26 month process.
I absolutely am NOT putting off cleaning out the fish tank, which, for some reason, is getting terribly cloudy after only two weeks of being scrubbed top to bottom. I NEVER let things like that go, especially because good tank hygiene is vital for the health of our fish:)
I definately DID NOT yell at my dear husband when I found him eating the bag of tortilla chips that I was saving for a Christmas party the next day. First of all, that would be wrong to lose my temper over something so silly. And, second of all, we only live 1 block from the grocery store!
I certainly DO NOT have a secret stash of caramel Hershey's kisses on top of our fridge which I save for "emergencies" only because I AM trying to cut back on sweets everyone!
There is NO WAY that I ran errands wearing my husband's big baggy sweatpants the other day because I AM into fashion and DID NOT expect to run into one of those good looking guys from high school that I haven't seen in years. And, when my hubby came home, he most certainly DID NOT say that I look like I have a load in my pants when I wear those sweatpants! Gosh, I wouldn't want to run around publicly like THAT!
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5 comments:
Who did you run into from high school? You need to get a facebook account...you can catch up while wearing big baggy sweatpants from the comfort of your home :)
Ha ha! this post made me laugh out loud, you are funny.
Aren't men sweatpants comfy?
How great! I think it is courageous to go through the adoption process... so much more enduring than the 9 months of pregnancy... Although both are joyous occasions... Great meeting you through MckMamma
i do NOT relate to you on any of these. i do NOT go out without looking my best...i do NOT ALWAY have a chocolate stash hidden...i do NOT yell at my hubby for using my "planned" food items and i certainly, most certainly do NOT think or plan on adopting again. i mean what for kind of nutbags would have anxiety attacks but still think of another adoption?
certainly NOT us.
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