I know this might look like something suspicious.
And it is suspicious.
And evil.
Because it's ragweed.
The dreaded ragweed.
It invades the Northeast in late August.
And peaks sometime in September.
It brings with it puffy eyes and a drippy nose.
And the appearance of having a perpetual hangover.
Except that you don't get to have any of the fun that leads up to the hangover.
You just look.
And feel.
Like you've been out all nite with a bottle of tequila.
And the only remedy is hiding out inside.
In the comfort of my air conditioning.
And pray that nobody accidentally leaves a window or a door open.
Lest even the tiniest of ragweed particles.
Should slip inside.
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