Can you believe it's been 6 months since I did a "Not Me Monday"?? This week was just too full of weirdness not to participate so here goes....
This past week I definately did NOT back into a telephone poll in the middle of a corn field and do over $1000 worth of damage to my car.
I certainly did NOT have to take Peanut to the pediatrician's office at 10pm one evening because he had put a pretzel up his nose and we couldn't get it out!
There is NO WAY that I looked out the window to our back yard and see one of our beautiful children completely naked AND doing number 2 in the grass. I'll let you guess who it might have been:)
I surely did NOT devour a whole box of rice pudding (cooked first!) in one day during a strange moment of PMS.
We definately did NOT buy a pet hamster and then return it two hours later after we realized that they bite. A lot.
So how was your week?
5 comments:
Hamsters give me nightmares. Try a guinea pig. They look promising.
Oh I love this series. I love it. I have three for you...
-I absolutely positively DID NOT call NY 1.5 million times today hoping to hear news of our TA.
-I most certainly DID NOT mutter ugly words aloud when no one, I repeat NO ONE, answered the darn phone the 1.5 million times I called.
-I surely did not want to leave profanity ridden messages by 5 pm today when I vowed I would not call back until tomorrow.
That about sums up my week. Waiting for the darn phone to ring. RING ALREADY!!!!!!! RING!
I can't believe it's been 6 months...oh how I've missed your Not Me Mondays! What were you doing in the middle of a cornfield??? Thanks for the smile :)
LOL! The hamster thing is a riot!!!!!
i am once again completely entertained by your tradgedies! thanks! :)
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